Day: August 24, 2013
Posted in Making Headlines
New Trial Medication Causes Positive Thinking in Rats
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: August 24, 2013
Guy Who Otherwise Wouldn’t Give Two Shits About You Would Like to Know How that Food is Tasting
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: August 24, 2013
INDIANAPOLIS – Despite not really giving a flying fuck about you or your shitty feelings, Applebee’s server and part time student Josh Penticuff would really like to know how those chicken dippers are working out for you today. Penticuff, who…