Day: August 20, 2013
Crappy UK Website Denies Breaking News Princess Diana Was Murdered
Author: Skoob1999 Published Date: August 20, 2013 1 Comment on Crappy UK Website Denies Breaking News Princess Diana Was Murdered
“We didn’t break that news,” stated www.cafespike.com site administrator Martin Shuttlecock. “Somebody probably got us confused with the Daily Mail. Or the Express. Whatever.” Inside information has revealed that cafespike.com is staffed by a team of enthusiastic amateurs who are…
General Mills Out of Egypt: We’re Not Coup-Coup for These Cocoa Puffs
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: August 20, 2013
International food conglomerate and global diabetes proponent General Mills this week announced that they’ll be shuttering operations in Egypt, following unrest, citing “things to cuckoo even for us.” The 2nd largest buyer of corn syrup in the history of the…