Day: August 7, 2013
Evil Excel Spreadsheet Doing Everything In Power to Stop Guy Leaving Work on Time
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: August 7, 2013
INDIANAPOLIS – Seemingly not content to just let office worker Aaron McMillan clock out of work at the regular time of five-thirty, a Microsoft Excel spreadsheet is doing everything in its Goddamn power Monday to make sure that McMillan stays…
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Man Picks Up Own Litter Like Some Kind of Superhero
Author: Rusty Shackleford Published Date: August 7, 2013
COLUMBUS, OH—On Tuesday, stunned witnesses reported seeing a man picking up a cheeseburger wrapper and placing it in the trash after he had attempted to toss it into a nearby receptacle and missed. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything…