Day: June 16, 2013
Student Not Traumatized After Sex With Teacher
15-year-old Josh Hanby claims he was not at all traumatized after having sex with his 27-year-old French Teacher Ms. Elaine Francois and actually seemed to enjoy the experience. “Man, it was fricking great!” Hanby stated. “She’s smokin hot! I’d do…
Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend Lindsay Mills Just An “Average” Poll Dancer
Many supporters of government whistleblower Edward Snowden claim that his girlfriend Lindsay Mills is just an “average” pole dancer with no special attributes. “I’ve seen Lindsay dance and she ain’t nothing special”, said New York bartender Sal Jennings, 37. “She…
IRS Insists Scandal More of a Misunderstanding
Unlike on Wall Street, gross incompetence has resulted in heads actually rolling at the IRS. It’s not that they’re bad people, even though obviously they are, but that they got caught in a scandal even they don’t know how to…
Relationship Bound to End in Failure (Comic)
Ever feel like you’re in a relationship for all the wrong reasons, or in the right relationship for all the right reasons, but with the wrong person? This web comic knows exactly how you feel. Click on the comic to…