Day: May 24, 2013
“Rainbow” Comes Out as Heterosexual
In what is being hailed as the most highly viewed TV moment of all time, the Rainbow came out of the cosmic closet yesterday and announced on the Ellen Show that she is, in fact, a heterosexual. For much of…
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Boy Scouts Allow Gays, Ban Hetero Troop Leaders
Author: Reidicule Published Date: May 24, 2013 2 Comments on Boy Scouts Allow Gays, Ban Hetero Troop Leaders
IRVING, TEXAS — In a surprise move yesterday, the Boy Scouts of America announced plans not only to accept homosexual troop leaders, but furthermore to ban heterosexuals from all leadership positions. RIGHT: Founding Scout Master Freddy “Flip” Antouchyerson. (CLICK TO…
Why was the boxer so funny? (comic)
Kids love to tell jokes in only two varieties; dumb and inappropriate. The one sadly falls into the “dumb” category, but hopefully redeems itself in the fourth act. This is a fine example of why we shouldn’t leave jokes to…