Day: May 11, 2013
Posted in Politics
Slime looks forward to joining cesspool in U.S. House
Author: dcinsider Published Date: May 11, 2013 1 Comment on Slime looks forward to joining cesspool in U.S. House
The gelled waste that once held office as South Carolina Governor has been elected to the U.S. House of Representatives. The win marks a major political comeback for the slime, Mark Sanford, who resigned after an extramarital glop in 2009….
Posted in Education
Sarah Palin Receives PhD in General Studies
Author: Veto Votti Published Date: May 11, 2013 1 Comment on Sarah Palin Receives PhD in General Studies
Conservatives around the nation are rejoicing at news that former Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska has be awarded a Doctorate of Philosophy in General Studies by Pensacola Christian College. According to sources close to the governor, Palin began working on…
Arbor Day a Real Holiday, Many Celebrate (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: May 11, 2013 1 Comment on Arbor Day a Real Holiday, Many Celebrate (comic)
It makes sense. All you have to do to honor Arbor Day is plant some trees. It’s the day of trees, after all. Find a good spot with some sunshine, throw down a seedling, call it a day, right? It…