Day: April 25, 2013
Pope Francis Caught Touching Children Appropriately
Domestic Terrorists Enraged Foreigners are Taking Their Jobs
Domestic Terrorists Enraged Over Foreigners Taking Their Jobs
BAGGS, WYOMING- Notable domestic terror organizations are taking offence to the recent terror activities perpetrated by immigrants. These domestic terror organizations are characterized by their preference of white superiority and characterization of Jesus as a blue eyed, blond haired savior….
Tatooine Womp Rat Believed Extinct
Officials with the Tatooine Department of Wildlife announced today that the long imperiled womp rat is believed to be extinct in the wild. At not much bigger than two meters, womp rat numbers declined steadily since human settlement, mostly due…
Cornfed Beefcake Seeks Harvard Professorship
RANSON – An angry, cornfed beefcake has announced his intention to quit the family farm and apply for a full professorship at Harvard University. Josiah Wilkins, who has only completed a GED and 10 college credits, made his plans clear…
Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices. I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were…