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ExxonMobil Assures Oil Spill Will Actually Help Water, Fish and Birds

An ExxonMobil Spokesman, Patrick Mcginn, met with reporters at a press conference today to respond to questions about the oil spill in Mayflower, Arkansas. Asked what position he held in the company, Mr. McGinn responded, “Spokesman”. “Of course you’re the…

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