Day: April 3, 2013
Report: TSA Agents Receive Eternal Cavity Searches in Hell
Author: Veto Votti Published Date: April 3, 2013
Washington is ablaze with fury after one of Satan’s lieutenants accidentally leaked the conditions of punishment for TSA agents in Hell, which include cavity searches that never ever end. Buroz Baliferous, a lower demon who works under Satan in the…
Posted in Politics
Wayne LaPierre Ousted as NRA Pres for Being ‘Too Frenchy’
Author: rfreed Published Date: April 3, 2013 2 Comments on Wayne LaPierre Ousted as NRA Pres for Being ‘Too Frenchy’
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA has been removed from his position of Vice-President due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed to his having ‘too Frenchy’ a name. John Howitzer, Montana rancher and…
Posted in Horoscopes
Your Very Wrong on so Many Levels Horoscopes
Author: CraigW Published Date: April 3, 2013
Aries: The Stars understand and sympathize with your plan to move to either Amsterdam or Berlin where you feel people with your particular, shall we say interests are better accepted. However, The Stars have to warn you that even the…