Day: March 31, 2013
FBI to Boost Recruitment, Remove Fitness Requirement
Author: Veto Votti Published Date: March 31, 2013 4 Comments on FBI to Boost Recruitment, Remove Fitness Requirement
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to meet the growing diversity of the nation, the Department of Justice has announced changes to physical requirements for FBI special agents which will replace regular running with power walking. Current requirements for selection…
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Dogs must reduce drug sniffing, says Supreme Court
Author: Barb Weir Published Date: March 31, 2013 1 Comment on Dogs must reduce drug sniffing, says Supreme Court
“I don’t want no drug sniffing dogs around here,” said Ms. P. Innuckope (not her real name). “I got nuff trouble with human junkies without them bringing their pets.” Ms. Innuckope was one of many that were relieved when the…
Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: March 31, 2013 1 Comment on Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)
We all know what time of year it is, so without further ado, here’s our holiday installment. Click image to see it full-size.