Month: February 2013
Minnesota Misguidedly Manufactures Misleading Mexican Meals Making Millions Mad
I recently bought a burrito and was astounded to see that it was made in the fair city of Minneapolis, a surprise since I had always thought of Minneapolis as being a place so white that it’s nickname is ‘The…
PhD Thesis Lists “Yahoo Answers” as Source
MIT has become embroiled in a massive academic scandal after the discovery that one of its PhD students’ thesis utilized Yahoo Answers as a source. Although details are still murky, sources inside the university claim PhD candidate Phillip Kwon inserted…
Evolution Wins Prestigious Overachievement Award
Last week, the Humboldt Overachiever Award for Science and the Humanities was given to none other than The Theory of Evolution—and Dr. Richard Dawkins was there to receive the prize in its stead. “In the face of impossible odds,” Dr….
Communities on High Alert in Wake of Killer Guinea Pig Attacks
It seems no animal is safe to keep as a pet anymore. There was a time when people kept turtles as pets. But no longer, thanks to research which proved turtles often carry the deadly Salmonella bacteria, which can easily…
LaPierre “War On Liberal Media Requires Actual Guns”
A quote that is rumored to have been made by NRA leader and chief propagandist Wayne LaPierre recently implied that the war for public opinion against the liberal media was no longer just a war of words, it needed to…
FB Profile Describes User As “Objectivist, Muslim”
MILWAUKEE – A Facebook profile has gained considerable attention for its user’s seemingly contrary description of her political and religious views. Amy Milton’s page on the gigantic social networking site lists her political leanings as “Firmly in the Objectivist camp,”…
2023: With Half of America Shot, NRA Insists “More Guns”
Timeline- April 23, 2023 Place- Washington, D.C., or what is left of it. The National Rifle Association and Congress again face off against each other over the never ending debate over gun control. Once again it took a major massacre,…
Were the Pope and His Boss not Getting Along?
According to the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI resigned for health reasons. However, this reporter has learned that there may be more to the story. RIGHT: Pope Benedict XVI tenders his resignation. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)
Sen. Graham Shows Support For Women By Removing Balls
South Carolina senator, and future gay rights activist, Lindsey Graham broke from his conservative party today with the unusual move of replacing the “truck balls” on his SUV with “truck ovaries” to show support for women’s rights. Truck balls as…
Kyoto Protocol – What Has It Achieved? (INFOGRAPHIC)
With the Kyoto Protocol’s expiration in 2012, InfoProductReview.org have taken CO2 emissions data from the UN and PBL to assess its impact so far. Sadly, the data shows that while there have been more successes that failures amongst nations with…