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Piece of Folded Card Irreversibly Strengthens Bond Between Wife, Husband

INDIANAPOLIS – Sources reported Thursday that a single piece of folded card – the same paper stock used to package cereal and Lean Cuisine frozen meals -irreversibly strengthened the loving bond between local woman Nancy Hargis and her husband Matthew….

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Token Black Guy Resigns from Film Production

Citing disagreements with producers over his designated point of death in the runtime, a token black guy has left his latest film production. Reports suggest Marlon Tyrone broke with the production crew of “Attack of the Libertarian Zombies” after getting…

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