Day: February 22, 2013
Posted in Human Interest
Pot and Bongo Fest Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: February 22, 2013 2 Comments on Pot and Bongo Fest Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
The First Annual Pot and Bongo Fest scheduled to be held this year is expected to draw huge crowds from all over the world. “Since this is the first festival in the country featuring legalized marijuana, we can’t put a…
Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program
Author: The San Francisco Onion Published Date: February 22, 2013 2 Comments on Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program
An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the Gaza…
Posted in Biz News
Monsanto seeks patent on child
Biotechnology giant Monsanto Corporation announced today that it is seeking a patent on one of its research employee’s children. “If the patent is granted,” said Monsanto attorney Seth “Kendall” Waxman”, “this organism cannot be used for further reproduction without Monsanto…