Day: February 5, 2013
Cops to Use Womb as Rape Evidence Locker
Swee Chung Ting, an alleged rape victim in New Mexico, is seeking to charge the state for use of her womb as an evidence locker. It began with submission of legislation to make abortion illegal in New Mexico in cases…
Piers Morgan Admits: “I’m Pretty Much a Wanker”
After months of struggle with public pressure in the United States and Great Britain, Piers Morgan has come out to confess that he is a wanker. The admission came in a tearful interview with Oprah Winfrey, where the Limey Leprechaun…
KKK Allows More Gays than Boy Scouts
The Boy Scouts of America has announced that they are considering thinking about the possibility of forming an exploratory committee to allow gays among their ranks. But the Klan has been doing that for decades. Boy Scouts of America has…
Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition
It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un’s 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting…