Month: January 2013
Pro-gun Lobby Calls for State-Level Ban On Schools
WASHINGTON D.C. – Almost a month after a gunman claimed the lives of nearly 30 people at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT, members of a pro-gun group have urged states across the nation to pass tough legislation aimed…
2023 Prediction Story – Marketing Manager Edition (Part 5)
We continue our Look to the Future series today with an entry from Danny Saunders, a Marketing Manager for a major wireless telecommunications company. He’s not merely a genius, he’s a close personal friend of mine, and one of a…
NRA Opens Gaza Chapter
The National Rifle Association announced today the opening of its new chapter in the Palestinian Gaza Strip. Wayne LePire, NRA Executionary Vice President, said the establishment of an NRA chapter in Gaza was long overdue. RIGHT: The NRA’s new Gaza…
Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads
The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by…
Man Sued for Copyright Infringement Wins Case
Last month, the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) and the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA), collectively known as the Music And Film Industry Association of America (MAFIAA), filed suit against Stephen Krueger, 22 years old, for wilful infringement…
Future Predictions 2023 – Vision of the Future (Part 4)
Todays entry in our forward-looking future series comes from Fark user RexTalionis. He had originally participated as part of the Fark series, but his answers were so good, so thorough and so professional, he got his own whole unique story.
State Department Issues Travel Warning for Surface of the Earth
The State Department has issued a warning for people traveling throughout Terra Firma and surrounding bodies of water. The warning came after officials at the Bureau of Consular Affairs identified explicit dangers in the 196,939,900 square-mile area, ranging from excessive…
God Categorically Denies Telling Local Man to Shoot His Family
INDIANAPOLIS – Responding to recent allegations made by the perpetrator himself, His Lordship Almighty God categorically denied Saturday that he had convinced local man Wayne Calzone to murder his wife and two sons. God’s emphatic response comes after 32-year-old Calzone…
Predictions for 2023; What Will Technology Bring (Part 3)
We continue with our series on what the future will bring with an entry from Mr. Andersen. No, not the guy from the Matrix, but you’d be hard pressed to tell, Today’s installment of Predictions for the Future comes courtesy…
Netanyahu: Palestinian settlements are an obstacle to peace
Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu today denounced the establishment of a new Palestinian settlement in the area that Israel calls E1. The Palestinians are calling the new neighborhood Bab al-Shams (“Gate of the Sun”). RIGHT: Palestinians build a new settlement…