Day: January 31, 2013
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Glenn Beck Saves TheBlaze by Not Offering Sarah Palin Job
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: January 31, 2013
God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here ~ Glenn Beck Glenn Beck says that when he heard Sarah Palin was leaving Fox News, he couldn’t have been happier. “Now she will make something…
Study Finds Earth May Once Have Harbored Intelligent Life
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: January 31, 2013 1 Comment on Study Finds Earth May Once Have Harbored Intelligent Life
BOSTON, MA – A 5-year study carried out by Harvard University’s Geological department has determined that, at some point in its relatively recent history, the planet Earth likely supported intelligent life. Analysis drawn from a collection of rock samples taken…
‘Breaking Bad’ Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
Author: jeff boldt Published Date: January 31, 2013 7 Comments on ‘Breaking Bad’ Candy Store Now Offering Build-Your-Own Meth Lab Play Set
NEW MEXICO–Somewhere in the quiet suburbs of Albuquerque, set against the backdrop of the Sandia mountain range, a small confectionery store just “broke bad”. Again. The same store that brought your kids the beloved blue meth candy is proud to…