Day: January 28, 2013
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We Need More Debt, Please
Author: Barb Weir Published Date: January 28, 2013
My cousin Penin Diaz, a used car salesman, claims to have found the solution to stimulating the economy, ending the home foreclosure crisis and reducing unemployment (or at least the loss of income due to unemployment). I unfortunately owe him…
“Scientists”: This Year Officially Does Not Exist
Author: Sheogorath Published Date: January 28, 2013
In an announcement which may not come as a shock to readers from the United States, Barack Obama has declared that there will be no such year as 2013, which will now instead be referred to as 2014a. “The issue…
“Hopefully, One Day I’ll Finish The Job By Capping Paul And Ringo” – Mark David Chapman
Author: Skoob1999 Published Date: January 28, 2013 4 Comments on “Hopefully, One Day I’ll Finish The Job By Capping Paul And Ringo” – Mark David Chapman
Chilling words indeed from the slayer of former Beatle, John Lennon – but this is exactly what a former cellmate of the Catcher In The Rye freak alleges was said to him during a private conversation with Chapman. “We were…