Day: January 25, 2013
Conservative Decorator Caught Gerrymandering Furniture
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: January 25, 2013 5 Comments on Conservative Decorator Caught Gerrymandering Furniture
Gobbler’s Knob, PA – Conservative decorator William James has long been a fixture in this town with his drab color schemes and patriotic flag motifs. Scandal erupted this week when it was alleged that he gerrymandered furniture to better suit…
Boyfriend Somehow Given Final Say Over Which of These 2 Dresses Goes Best with The White Heels
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: January 25, 2013 4 Comments on Boyfriend Somehow Given Final Say Over Which of These 2 Dresses Goes Best with The White Heels
INDIANAPOLIS – Despite possessing virtually no discernible fashion sense or understanding of basic color-coordination, local boyfriend Joseph Clapham was somehow given final say Thursday over which of these two dresses goes best with the white heels. Happy himself to just…
NRA Members Suffering From Selective Hearing Disorder – I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”
Author: rfreed Published Date: January 25, 2013 4 Comments on NRA Members Suffering From Selective Hearing Disorder – I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”
Scientists have begun a study of NRA members who seem to have a vacillating hearing problem in which most of their die hard publicum hear certain things in clarity and then on others are fuzzy. “It is a really strange…