Day: January 13, 2013
State Department Issues Travel Warning for Surface of the Earth
The State Department has issued a warning for people traveling throughout Terra Firma and surrounding bodies of water. The warning came after officials at the Bureau of Consular Affairs identified explicit dangers in the 196,939,900 square-mile area, ranging from excessive…
God Categorically Denies Telling Local Man to Shoot His Family
INDIANAPOLIS – Responding to recent allegations made by the perpetrator himself, His Lordship Almighty God categorically denied Saturday that he had convinced local man Wayne Calzone to murder his wife and two sons. God’s emphatic response comes after 32-year-old Calzone…
Predictions for 2023; What Will Technology Bring (Part 3)
We continue with our series on what the future will bring with an entry from Mr. Andersen. No, not the guy from the Matrix, but you’d be hard pressed to tell, Today’s installment of Predictions for the Future comes courtesy…