Day: January 8, 2013
Posted in Politics
Obama, You Sold Me (and All Lefties) Out
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: January 8, 2013 48 Comments on Obama, You Sold Me (and All Lefties) Out
Hey Barry, hi, how are you? Good, good, glad to hear it. Hey listen, that whole debate you did last week with those dastardly Republicans? Yeah, you totally sold us out. Just had to say it. Us progressives have been…
Glossy News 2013 Predictions: It’s going to snow a lot… somewhere… eventually
Author: Tim Jones Published Date: January 8, 2013 1 Comment on Glossy News 2013 Predictions: It’s going to snow a lot… somewhere… eventually
Every year since Glossy News first started publishing during the Truman Administration, we have made bold predictions about the year ahead – in politics, world affairs, pop culture and advances in cutlery. Our staff possesses an uncanny ability to peer…
Justin Bieber May Soon Start Using Heroin, Meth According to Experts
Author: NickFun Published Date: January 8, 2013 4 Comments on Justin Bieber May Soon Start Using Heroin, Meth According to Experts
Experts examining a recent photo of Justin Bieber smoking marijuana fear that the youthful pop star may soon graduate to harder drugs such as heroin and methamphetamines. “Pot is a gateway drug to harder substances”, said Los Angeles youth counselor…