Year: 2012
Mob Storms Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out His Cold, Dead Hands
Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston, legendary CEO of the National Rifle Association,…
Study Reveals Disturbing Levels of Inbreeding Among Santa’s Elves
A new study published today in The Journal of Humanoid Genetics reveals high levels of inbreeding among Santa’s famous toy making elves. Analysis of DNA microsatellites obtained from blood samples taken from several hundred randomly chosen North Pole elves resulted…
The ‘Borking’ of Robert Bork; the New Game Plan for the Hard Left
Today a view from two sides of a political issue. Judge Robert Bork and what he meant to America and to politics. Joining us from the Right is Dean Chambers, blogger and pollster from UnSkewedPolls.com. From the Left it is…
The War on Christmas Is(n’t) a Total Joke
It seems every year we go through the same rigamaroll. In August we crack out the decorations, in November we start the massive shopping season, and in December we enter the War on Christmas territory. Is it a real war,…
Disney Expected to Lobby for Term Extension
Many may not realize this fact, but because Frank Churchill died in 1942, the music of ‘Never Smile at a Crocodile’ from the feature length animated version of ‘Peter Pan’ is set to enter the Public Domain across the EEA…
Man Calls “Dibs” On Burgundy Role, Sends Ferrell Packing
MINNEAPOLIS- Everyone and their maternal mothers are looking forward to the sequel to the hit movie Anchorman, which set box office records for a news-based, pseudo-docudramady across the country back in 2004. However, there have been rumors bubbling around regarding…
Scientists Declare 3,000 YO Andean Mummy “Total Hottie”
Researchers from Oregon State University announced that virtual facial reconstruction of a 3,000 year old Andean mummy revealed, “She was totally hot”. Using the latest in digital imaging technology, “the team has concluded that she was at least an 8,…
Karl Rove Reduced to Street Corner Begging; “Will Smear for Food”
Karl Rove Seen Begging On Street Corners- “Will Smear Someone for Food”. Little has been seen of Karl Rove, the Republican Wunderkind of underhanded politics, since his horrendous humiliation due to Obama winning the Presidential election- until now. Witness’s claim…
The National Rifle Association Revises Its Proposal
RIGHT: The National Rifle Association unveils its new proposal for protecting schools. (CLICK TO ENLARGE)
Bikers Ride Whole Hog for NRA
WASHINGTON DC–Motorcycle clubs across America have accepted the challenge to protect this country’s schools. NRA executive vice president Wayne LaPierre recently stated an armed police officer be placed in every school. America’s bikers have stepped up in “whole hog” support….