Day: December 22, 2012
Aztecs Slam “Typical Stupid Mayans” When World Fails to End
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: December 22, 2012 3 Comments on Aztecs Slam “Typical Stupid Mayans” When World Fails to End
Many Aztecs throughout North and Central America rejoiced at the stroke of midnight December 22nd, 2012, as the world failed to end, in accordance with Mayan prophecy. “Those stupid [beeping] Mayans. They’re just wrong about everything,” said Miguel Quattel, an…
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An Interview With Philip Glass During the Apocalypse
Author: Sean Myers Published Date: December 22, 2012 1 Comment on An Interview With Philip Glass During the Apocalypse
New York – In the refined New York home of Philip Glass, the great American minimalist pianist, we discussed the finer points of symphonic and chamber music over cheese and 10-year old Merlot wine. Q: When you first began playing…
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So Long, Farewell, Adieu: The End is Coming and it Will Get You Too
Author: rfreed Published Date: December 22, 2012 1 Comment on So Long, Farewell, Adieu: The End is Coming and it Will Get You Too
Greetings dear Readers! [EDITOR’S NOTE: Due to the advice of what later turned out to be a con artist, this article was not reviewed for publication prior to the end of days deadline. We had been assured that the world…