Day: December 6, 2012
Posted in Politics
California Implements “Purina Food Stamp” Program
Author: Xen Mistress Published Date: December 6, 2012 1 Comment on California Implements “Purina Food Stamp” Program
Sinking Ship, CA – In a progressive move, the California Senate approved a law to provide for California Purina Stamps for pets. The law goes into effect on January 1, 2013. Pet owners whose pets no longer possess the instinct…
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc
“Weekly Gleaner” Implements Literal, Physical Paywall
Author: Dave Martin Published Date: December 6, 2012
PINE RAPIDS, Iowa – Having experienced yet another money-losing quarter, the Pine Rapids Weekly Gleaner has decided to follow the lead of such papers as the New York Times and implement a paywall. “Let’s face it,” said Editor Dwight Turnbull….
Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: December 6, 2012 2 Comments on Popular Editor Fired From Part-time Mall Santa Job
Seattle, WA – (SatireWorld.com) – At the Dingleberry Regional Mall there was a bit of excitement during the first official day of the holiday shopping season…Mall officials fired Santa Claus! The Christmas holiday season in this part of Washington state…