Day: November 26, 2012
Posted in Kidz Zone
Center of Universe Needs Diaper Changing
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: November 26, 2012 1 Comment on Center of Universe Needs Diaper Changing
INDIANAPOLIS – The center of local couple Jeff and Angela Paulson’s universe needed its diaper changing Saturday, after defecating all over its Pampers slip-on. Even though it is routinely described as the “greatest thing in the world”, the multicellular organism…
Posted in Strange People
Zombies Found Roaming Chain Stores Black Friday Weekend
Author: rfreed Published Date: November 26, 2012 1 Comment on Zombies Found Roaming Chain Stores Black Friday Weekend
Reports have been coming in from across the country of a rash of zombie-like masses rushing about specific chain stores in large communities in a feeding like frenzy. Zombieologists, a newly developed scientific category that specifically studies zomboid type manifestations…