Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Common Sense Files to Secede from The Union

WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a number of high profile lapses in ordinary, rational behavior across the country in recent months, “common sense” put forward a petition Friday to secede from the United States. Filing its petition on the White House’s…

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Operation Pillar of Cloud: Jewish Feds raise $5 million for both victims

Within days of the Israeli attack on Gaza, code named Pillar of Cloud (Hebrew) and Pillar of Defense (English), the Jewish Federations of North America announced that they had raised an astonishing $5 million for the victims. When I told…

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Posted in Sports

Woman Delivers World’s Fattest Triplets In Miracle Birth, NFL Promises Signing Bonus

Sacramento, CA – (SatireWorld.com) A California woman may have broken a world record when she gave birth a set of triplets who weighed more than 30 pounds each. Bertha Krebs gave birth to triplet boys last Thursday in Sacramento, California…

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