Day: November 10, 2012
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Local Woman Orders at Deli, Is Reminded of Election
Author: Sean Myers Published Date: November 10, 2012 1 Comment on Local Woman Orders at Deli, Is Reminded of Election
Worchester, MA – Esther Urville, manager at Norbert’s Garden Shop, too frazzled to brown bag her lunch this morning, ran to the local deli on her lunch hour. While placing her order, she was reminded, to her chagrin, of the…
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I Rfreed, Hereby Publicly Give My Condescension, er, Concession Speech
Author: rfreed Published Date: November 10, 2012 2 Comments on I Rfreed, Hereby Publicly Give My Condescension, er, Concession Speech
In lieu of my humiliating defeat yesterday as I vied with two lesser alleged human beings for the coveted role of Dictator Of America, I must now bow to present social convention and offer to the public my Concession Speech,…
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God Gives His Endorsement- Sort Of…
We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed,…