Day: October 12, 2012
Romney Again Accused Of Pandering
In what seems to be a continual effort by the Obama administration, an accusation of pandering to special interest groups has again been leveled at the campaign of failed Gov. Mitt Romney. His willingness to change his appearance to match…
Meet Howard & Marjorie Grunfeldt of Pickerington, Ohio – America’s Last Remaining Undecided Voters
With each passing week, the 2012 presidential race is getting tighter and tighter. The most recent Gallup poll has it at 49.99999999% for Romney and 49.99999999% for Obama. A dead heat. Scientists have discovered molecules with more space between them…
Biden Wins Debate With Tale of High School Football Game
DANVILLE, KENTUCKY- The Vice Presidential debate was a dramatic stage set for two men who would be a heart beat away from the highest office. It culminated in a speech by Vice President Biden, about a high school football game…
50 Shades of Gray Author Shockingly Honored
The author of the 50 Shades trilogy has been handed the Nobel Prize for Peace. In what the literally, scientific and political world are deeming a ‘horrible, shocking mistake’, Erika Leonard was presented with the prize in Oslo City Hall…
Biden’s Laugh Claims Ryan’s Smirk Isn’t VP Material
Following Thursday night’s Vice Presidential debate, Joe Biden’s laugh told reporters that Candidate Paul Ryan’s smirk “simply is not qualified for the number two position.” Biden’s laugh went on to explain that “a President grimaces, and a grimace is a…
Iranian News Agency Goof: Thought Onion Spoof About Rednecks Liking Ahmajinadad was Real
Note to readers, this article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the material visible to the public reading audience as it is typed and being viewed by an editor. It reflects an effort by the journalistic community…