Day: October 10, 2012
Posted in Politics
Handlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: October 10, 2012 1 Comment on Handlers Say Biden Will Be On a ‘Soothing Lithium Drip’ For The VP Debate
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) After publically claiming ‘it’s only 30 more days to the erection,’ Joe Biden handlers have taken matters into their own hands and have placed the Vice President into the care of the White House Physician for…
Paul Ryan Devastated by Ayn Rand Revelation
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: October 10, 2012 16 Comments on Paul Ryan Devastated by Ayn Rand Revelation
During a campaign stop in Virginia Friday, Republican vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was rocked by the revelation that Ayn Rand’s books were fiction. He had intended to make a quick walk thru of a small locally owned book store when…
Posted in Strange People
Mother of World’s Hairiest Baby Hospitalized
Author: Bee Published Date: October 10, 2012 2 Comments on Mother of World’s Hairiest Baby Hospitalized
A 36 year-old woman is undergoing psychiatric testing after it was discovered that she was unaware that the child she had been pushing around in a pram for the last 5 years was in fact a dog. The dog, known…