Day: September 21, 2012
Exclusive to GlossyNews.com: Romney explains, “It’s a different 47%.”
In the aftermath of the 47% controversy, Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney was besieged with requests for clarification. However, this journalist was able to reach him in the shower and force him to answer questions before giving him his towel,…
The NRA Experiments With Mexican Cartel Sales Tactics
As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically. “Hey kid!” a creepy voice yelled out of the alley…
Republicans Vote to Repeal Libya
Washington D.C. – Republican lawmakers today voted to repeal the country of Libya from the world for “causing too much trouble.” House Majority Leader Eric Cantor held up a map, pointed to what he thought was Libya and proposed legislation…
Hey Mormons, Stop By & Answer a Few Questions
I had a limited understanding of Mormons, those of the Latter Day Saints faith, prior to 2012 when Romney became the Republican nominee… but now that he’s out there front and center, I have some serious questions to ask you…
The X-traterrestrial Factor
Gene Roddenberry’s family have released early audition tapes, which show an x-factor style auditioning process to filter out alien species for his hit show Star Trek. The tapes show various species of aliens auditioning for roles on Star Trek and…