Day: September 19, 2012
Romney and Ryan to Clean Up Streets in New ABC Drama
LOS ANGELES- After recent reports have surfaced over the lack of news coverage given to Mitt Romney, the Romney/Ryan campaign sought to tackle the issue through a different approach. Romney campaign manager Matt Rhodes tells US Weekly that “It’s no…
Photo Surfaces Proving Karl Marx Actually Met Barack Obama
London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com) University archivists recently found a treasure trove of old photos and documents in a trunk belonging to a retired canner who collected rare photos as a hobby. Dubbed the Rosetta Stone of Barack Obama’s past, the photos…
PETA Slams Huge Rise in “Goldfish Mills”
Natalie Klad, PETA Spokesman of the Greater Cincinnati area, says irresponsible and/or incompetent goldfish owners are contributing to the rise of unwanted goldfish overcrowding animal shelters across the country. “I believe we all know what happens when you allow unprotected…
Romney Admits He Doesn’t Care About YOU
Mitt Romney was caught on a secret recording making shocking statements that are already legendary. That he doesn’t care about the 141 million people that don’t pay federal income tax. These people still pay taxes on the whole, many of…