Day: September 15, 2012
Romney Promises Back-Cuts If He Wins
Do you remember that kid in elementary school, the one that somehow skated to the front of the line, and then all his friends asked for “cuts”? Mitt Romney is that kid, and he’s ready to allow all his buddies…
V.P. Candidate Paul Ryan’s ‘Perfect Game’ Story Challenged
Janesville, Wisconsin. While attending a Washington National’s baseball game last week, Representative and Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, chosen to throw out the game’s first pitch, told the cheering crowd at Nationals Park that this reminded him of the time…
Fed Announces Major Wealth Creation Plan to Aid Wealthy
U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke has announced a new plan to stimulate the economy by using public funds to buy up toxic mortgage-backed securities. “Nobody else will buy this crap,” said Bernanke, “so let’s get the American taxpayer to…
Green Party Desperately Trying to Convince Nation It Has Other Policies
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Green Party of The United States is desperately trying to convince supporters of the two main political parties that it does have policies not linked in any way to the environment. Speaking before a Q&A session…
Royal Photo Flap: Prince Charles Banned From Reviewing Troops After Groping Affair
Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down from the Queen that forbids Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain. This is in response to…