Day: September 14, 2012
Whacking Your Whites White
A washing powder advertisement has been pulled from television after the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) received thousands of complaints from viewers complaining of its ‘violent’ nature. Godfather Powder, ostensibly aimed at mob wives, claims to ‘whack your whites, white’ and…
Curiosity Kills Monkey, Not Just Cats
Oprah Commands Minions to Simultaneously Cycle
Social Media Diplomacy Threatens to Destabilize International Relations
Much of the conflict that resulted in the First World War was fostered in the various alliances that countries bound themselves to in the years leading up to the conflict. In the Information Age, a similar dynamic had predicated itself…
Israel Protects Palestinian Land from Use
Uri Gnorant of the Israeli Bureau of Land Redemption was eager to see me. “I’m glad you’re here,” he said. “You reporters talk about how little we do for Palestinians. This is a chance to set the record straight. When…
Obama Blames Last Year’s DC Earthquake on the Bush’s Fault Line
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) The 6.1 earthquake that rattled the nation’s capitol last year had shock waves that were felt as far north as New England. No major damages were reported and injuries were confined to a few heart attacks…
9/12 Not Remembered
WASHINGTON – Almost eleven years on from the events of the day immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, millions of Americans will spend tomorrow utterly failing to remember 9/12 – a day which involved hourly repeats of the same, non-developing…