Day: September 10, 2012
High Unemployment Rate Leads to Rise in Suckers
Wash. D.C.- At the Bureau of Labor Statistics, economists announced the unemployment rate had not changed in any significant way, there was one sector of the economy that had grown unexpectedly. “Scams are in,” says notable economist Tim Kane. “Although…
Top 10 Things You Will Find on Every Top 10 List
1. Numbers. Ten of them, actually. Maybe Roman, most likely Arabic. 2. Letters. Possibly formulated into words. Whether or not those words are cogent or in the right order is completely up in the air. 3. Links to other Top…
First Ever Taliban Fighter vs. F-16 Combat Footage Released
Kabul, Afghanistan (SatireWorld.com) An Air Force F-16 scrambled from allied forces Bagram Air Base today as American AWAC radar planes picked up a strange ‘bogey’ heading over the Kush mountain range from the Pakistan border areas. An Air Force F-16C…
Disney Closes Down the Public Domain
In its latest controversial move, the Walt Disney Company has recently acquired wordmarks on the names of several fairytale characters for literary and text based works, in addition to its wordmarks on the same names for all other purposes. A…
Hiker Laments He Has Never Found a Dead Body
63-year-old hiker and wilderness expert Jeffrey Somers confided today that he has never found a dead body along the hiking trails nor along the roadways despite keeping a sharp eye open at all times. “I always read about dead bodies…
Goldman Sachs to Make Money from Young Convicts
Goldman Sachs, the Wall Street investment firm that profited heavily from the world-wide collapse in subprime mortgage bonds, has announced that it will participate in a bold new experiment to apply the principles of greed and the profit motive to…