The War Against the Environment Has Yet to be Won

“We have to destroy the environment as quickly as we can.”

These are the findings of the Movement for Environmental Sabotage and Subversion (MESS).

The position of MESS is that the attempt to preserve and protect the environment and to lessen the environmental impact of human activity is irresponsible.

RIGHT: Photo courtesy of Jonathon Blakeley. (CLICK TO ENLARGE) Read more The War Against the Environment Has Yet to be Won

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Liberal Rock Stars Can Really Sing The Workingman’s Tax Blues

New Jersey(USA) – (SatireWorld.com)

Imagine having millions of adoring fans who eagerly rush out and and buy your albums and pay heady prices for concert tickets, all in an effort to enrich your bank account to unimaginable balances.

If you’re living in New Jersey, the cost of star worship comes high even for non-fans of rock stars who just might be simple, hard-working citizens. Read more Liberal Rock Stars Can Really Sing The Workingman’s Tax Blues

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Post-season Baseball Starts, If Any One Even Cares

Somewhere- The baseball post season is starting despite weak attendance and poor ratings. Team owners and players insist people still care, even with the lack of attention.

Some teams are playing in some places for the World Series. Recently, Major League Baseball executives ,assuming they knew what fans wanted, opened up the post-season so half of all MLB teams could compete for their shot at the pennant. Read more Post-season Baseball Starts, If Any One Even Cares

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Republicans to Change Symbol from Elephant to Jesus Holding a Shotgun

Washington D.C. – In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party’s desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by an image of Jesus with a shotgun.

Priebus said that Republicans were more able to relate to an armed Jesus than an elephant. “We did a lot of polls and stuff,” said Priebus. Read more Republicans to Change Symbol from Elephant to Jesus Holding a Shotgun

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Merciless Obama Still Threatening to Put More Americans Back to Work

WASHINGTON DC – President Obama has repeated his cruel and draconian threats to put more unemployed people back to work following next year’s election.

During a controversial speech outside the White House Saturday, Mr Obama addressed the so-called “threat to the nation’s welfare” of unemployment, with equally heartless members of congress also calling for the creation of thousands of thankless and miserable jobs for the American people to endure. Read more Merciless Obama Still Threatening to Put More Americans Back to Work

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