Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Romney Devours ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ In Effort to Win Over Female Voters

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a new and controversial campaign strategy designed to appeal to female voters, Republican nominee Mitt Romney began reading the wildly popular erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey. Rich Cromwell, a Romney campaign advisor, suggested that while…

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Posted in Society

Men Hurt By Manly Media Portrayal

A recent survey has shown that men are becoming increasingly annoyed by the way they are being portrayed by the mainstream media. The survey, carried out by the campaign group ‘Men Are Women Too,’ asked over 1,000 participating males how…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

The Naked Congressman (Please Won’t You?) Cover-Up

For more than a year, first-term Congressional Representative Kevin Yoder (Republican from Kansas) managed to conceal the fact that he went skinny-dipping in front of twenty other members of Congress, their staff and families, during a trip to Israel. The…

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Posted in Politics Television

Sean Hannity Accuses Democratic National Convention of Liberal Bias

NEW YORK, NY – As the Democratic National Convention continued in Charlotte Thursday, Fox News presenter and political commentator Sean Hannity accused members of the Democratic Party of displaying liberal bias in the vast majority of its speeches, policies and…

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Posted in World News

Israeli MK Aryeh Eldad: We’re Willing to Share al-Aqsa

On the heels of the announcement that Israeli Knesset Member Aryeh Eldad had introduced a bill to exclude Muslims from the al-Aqsa Mosque on certain days, I caught up with him as he was testing the latrines of the new…

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Posted in Society

Formicophilia on the Rise as a Rush of Immigrants Flood the UK

London – (SatireWorld.com) Moogoto Obottu says he doesn’t miss Uganda any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Obuttu gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his…

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