Day: September 1, 2012
“Gabby Douglas Nude” Photos Fail to Materialize
Ever since her gold medal-winning performance at the Olympic Games, millions of people throughout the world have been searching Google and other search engines for nude pictures of 16-year-old Gabby Douglas to no avail. “There’s a lot of perverts out…
Congressman Todd Akin: I was raped and did not become pregnant
Congressman Todd Akin of Missouri fueled the flames of controversy about his statements on “legitimate rape” when he revealed to this reporter that he was himself a victim of rape and had not become pregnant. “The criticism that I am…
Julian Assange “Shocked” to Discover Himself Leaking His Own Escape Plan
The freedom fighter Julian Assange has hit out at himself for leaking his own escape route from the Ecuadorian embassy. He said he had no idea how the plans came came to be posted on the internet, although he admitted…
Romney and Ryan to Hold “Who’s Wife is Hotter” Rally
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina – Attempting to appeal to the conservative base, the Romney-Ryan campaign is holding a “Who’s Wife is Hotter” contest at a Hooters located in Myrtle Beach. This new tactic comes after an influx of criticism, aimed…
Microsoft to Build With 360s
At a surprise press conference yesterday, Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft Corporation, announced that the monopolistic software company, infamous for its various Windows operating systems, is erecting a new building at its headquarters in Redmond, Washington State. That was not…
Sandra Fluke Speaks Out on Todd Akin
What follows is an open letter from Sandra Fluke in response to the republican candidate Todd Akin. She has a few choice words for him, and we’ve chosen to publish them. In a recent statement that was both factually inaccurate…