Day: August 26, 2012
In 4yrs, Biden Successfully Increased GDP (Gaffe Domestic Product) by 80%
The White House released its figures for economic and social growth over the last four years and are very excited about sharing one particular statistic that stood out above the rest. Apparently, during his first term as Vice President, Joe…
Paul Ryan “Takes It” Twisted, Sister
Paul Ryan was forced to “take it” following rebuff by Twisted Sister lead man Dee Snider over the choice of “We’re Not Gonna Take It” as the Republican VP-designee’s intro song. Snider denounced use of the 1984 hit at a…
150,000 Feared Dead Following Typical Day
EARTH – An estimated 150,000 people are presumed to have died yesterday in the wake of what experts described as “a fairly typical day” on the planet. If confirmed, the expected number of fatalities during the latest in a string…
NASA Launches Mission to Find Intelligent Life on Earth
Cape Canaveral, Fla.- After the recent success and attention garnered from the mars rover, Curiosity, NASA launched a probe to Earth with the intent to discover if intelligent life does exist, or has ever existed on the planet. Many controversial…