Posted in Serious Commentary

Is GlossyNews Editor Brian K. White Secretly a Moderate?

An ultra-conservative friend of mine recently wrote to me saying that he’s read my stories, but secretly suspects that I might not be as left-leaning as I come across in some of those articles. To him, I said “you’re probably…

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Posted in Making Headlines

New Study Shows That Stupid People Make Ugly Babies

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Posted in Politics

Leaked Tax Returns Reveal Romney Barely Scraping by on Food Stamps

WASHINGTON D.C. – In what could prove a decisive blow in the race for the White House, newly released Tax documents have revealed that presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is just barely scraping by on food stamps. Romney’s reluctance…

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Posted in Health News In Your Briefs

Traffic Light Nutritional Coding System Given Green Light

A new system of coding fat, sugar and salt content has been approved and would mean that all pre-packed food would have to display a colour coded guide on the front of the package. Red would mean high in fat,…

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