Day: August 14, 2012
Posted in Politics
Obama Thinking A Mohawk Might Help w/ Campaign Donations
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: August 14, 2012 1 Comment on Obama Thinking A Mohawk Might Help w/ Campaign Donations
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Bobak Ferdowsi, the “Mohawk guy” who worked on NASA’s Mars Curiosity rover landing has a famous new fan. Last week, President Obama said he’s been thinking about emulating him and having his Chicago barber style his…
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Mitt Romney Accepts Monkey on Back
Author: Sheree Shatsky Published Date: August 14, 2012 1 Comment on Mitt Romney Accepts Monkey on Back
Mitt Romney announced today that he will accept the Republican nomination for President wearing a STAPLES logo stitched to his back. “And no, my friends,” Romney joked to the partisan crowd. “The logo won’t actually be stapled to my back….
Crowd Accused of Lifting Mo Farah Over the Finish Line
Author: Bee Published Date: August 14, 2012 1 Comment on Crowd Accused of Lifting Mo Farah Over the Finish Line
An appeal has been made to the IOC to strip British runner Mo Farah of his gold medal as accusations of cheating sore higher than the elation of the athlete. Mo Farah became the first British athlete to win a…