Day: August 13, 2012
GlossyNews.com is Looking for a Photoshop Guru
We need somebody to make clever, funny pictures for our stories. Are you good at Photoshop? Have you participated in contests at Worth1000 or Fark? Then we’re looking for you to help spice up our articles and make them brilliant….
Sources Reveal Mitt Romney’s Past Membership in Gangsta Rap Group
The Washington Post has recently reported details from Governor Mitt Romney’s past that may derail the presumptive Republican candidate’s goal of the White House in the 2012 Presidential Election. Quoting a variety of anonymous sources, the Post has reported that…
Mitt Ryan Picks Paul Romney for VP; and a Political Bromance Blossoms
In one of the most romantic scenes since Gosling kissed McAdams in the rain, former governor Mitt Romney of Massachusetts offered Congressman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin his hand in political matrimony. Not only did Governor Romney offer Ryan a place…
Cheetos Deadly? Widow Suggests ‘Yes’
A post-mortem has revealed that 55-year-old banker, George Wellford, from New York choked to death on a Cheeto. The results come after 3 days of debate as to whether it was in fact a Cheeto or, as his wife insisted,…