Day: July 20, 2012
Posted in Strange People
Being Attacked By A Horde Of Blood Maddened Zombies Is Not Fun
Author: rfreed Published Date: July 20, 2012 3 Comments on Being Attacked By A Horde Of Blood Maddened Zombies Is Not Fun
Hello folks. How are things going for you? That’s good. At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest. I have it boarded up and sealed off as much as possible. I don’t do this…
Posted in Politics
The Nine Things Mitt Romney is Hiding in His Tax Returns
Author: Brian White Published Date: July 20, 2012 1 Comment on The Nine Things Mitt Romney is Hiding in His Tax Returns
Anne Romney took to the talk shows to defend her husbands historically unprecedented decision not to release his tax returns. “You know, you should really look at where Mitt has led his life, and where he’s been financially,” she said…
Posted in Health
Following Cannibal Attacks, The CDC Issues Zombie Alert
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: July 20, 2012 1 Comment on Following Cannibal Attacks, The CDC Issues Zombie Alert
Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its first ever Zombie Alert, advising US citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in…