Month: June 2011
News: Upscale Suburban Hillbilly Sells House
“Whole thing came as a shock really” said Clyde Dreyfuss this week, standing in the front yard of his fake Victorian cottage next to the ‘Sold’ sign. Why reporters converged on the usually placid subdivision just south of Memphis, TN…
Satan Tired of Being Blamed for Internet Porn-Related Scandals
Word has it that old Beelzebub is furious these days over being blamed for everything from pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s hoohah to Anthony Weiner’s bulging BVD’s. He claims that he’s tired of being a catchall for mankind’s failure to control…
Shocking: “Birds And Bees” Explained Around The World
At some point in every parent’s life, there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring–the sex act. (Image courtesy of the brilliant folks at SaintGasoline.com.) Not an…
Get Drunk… It’s for the Children
A lot of different communities have started a recycling program, commonly called “Cans for Kids.” The concept is to collect and recycle aluminum cans and have the proceeds go towards things such as children’s education. Many of these programs have…
CableGate Leak: Gaddafi’s Pen Pal is Obama
The latest round of CableGate documents to filter out from the sexually embattled whistle blower site Wikileaks has Arab leaders in disbelief. According to the published cables, there is a direct connection between the Libyan Leader Muammar* Gadhafi and the…
Sarah Palin Has ‘Todd’ Tattoo Removed
In yet another breaking story from an undisclosed source that the Palins are divorcing, a supposed cosmetic surgeon in Phoenix has neither confirmed nor denied that she performed a tattoo removal for Sarah Palin. But sources close to the sometimes…
Santorum Claims Name is Century-Old Boner
ON THE ROAD: IOWA —BobZaguy Rick Santorum is said to be making some amazing preparations to formally declare his candidacy for 2012. “I want to say publicly that I will make a major announcement regarding my plans for the GOPTea…
Dear Hostway: You are Terrible
Your service is lacking, your customer care is almost completely absent, and your attention to customers like me who have paid you ten-fold the cost of domain registration ($35 bucks a year, come on, get real!) I have only one…
European E-Coli: Will Children Ever Eat Greens Again?
BRUSSELS – GlossyNews.com– Veggie Exporters Without Borders is appealing for calm over an E. coli outbreak that has Europeans fearing for their lives. Now, even Russia, a country with few rules and regulations, has decided to slap a ban on…
Mystery of Fights at Barnes and Noble Solved
After several fights had broken out at a Barnes and Nobles, the store manager had this to say; “In retrospect, we probably shouldn’t have put the Philosophy section so close to the Bibles.”