Month: June 2011
Narco-Terrorism Tour for Fearless Gringos Announced
Nuevo Laredo, Mexico – GlossyNews.com – The Nuevo Laredo Tourist Department (NLTD) has announced its newest tourist attraction, the Narco-Terrorism Tour for Gringos, which is to be launched August 10 from Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. “This exciting adventure will appeal to…
GOP Debate Recap: Non-Candidates with Non-Answers (5 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Even if you haven’t been following our recent series, you may know that recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans masterfully debated in New Hampshire. Two hours is a long time…
Recent Poll Results Indicate 37% of Americans Would Not Vote for a Moron
Ever since Mitt Romney announced his bid for the GOP nomination for President in 2012, America has been embroiled in a controversy, i.e. whether a Moron could actually become President of the United States. And now, another Moron has launched…
GOPTea Spins Blame For Burning Southwestern States
WASHINGTON, DC —BobZaguy GOPTea Gov. Rick Perry of Texas has now officially been accused of causing problems by staging his “Rain Dance Prayer Services” in Texas. Weeks after the Perry Prayers were offered up in Texas, the Eastern and Northern…
Debate Recap: GOPTea Candidates Non-Debate the Non-Facts (4 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy All seven of the first round of Republicans met recently to spout extremist sentiments, presumably pandering to the fringes of the Tea Party, and we were lucky enough to witness the event first hand on…
Sexual Predator Accused of Heading International Monetary Fund
NEW YORK – Renowned French sexual predator Dominique Strauss-Kahn is in police custody today, charged with running a global loansharking scheme that forced impoverished nations to submit to humiliating and degrading terms as a condition of their borrowing. Authorities said…
Debate: GOPTea Tries to Pull 2012 from Thick and Thin Hair (3 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy Recently, seven of the leading extremists of the Tea Party Republicans debated in New Hampshire. Two hours is a long time to have to sit and watch, even with 3 beer breaks. So here’s a…
Ron Paul in Fight for GOP Nutjob Vote
Repeat offender presidential candidate Ron Paul now faces an unexpected threat, according to sources close to the campaign. There may be somebody in the race who is crazier than him. On electoral issues, veterans say ‘a year is a decade.’…
Debatable: Can the GOPTea Pull 2012 Out from the Back Side? (2 of 7)
DE BATE, NEW HAMPSHIRE —BobZaguy As you know, seven TeaPublicans debated in New Hampshire. While the debate was held in that state, there was no intent by any participant to play to that state — rather the play was pushed…
Obamacare to Include Mood Ring Mandate?
As the few remaining Tea Party freshmen and ‘Blue dog’ Democrats who are not embroiled in sex scandals stress their fiscal hawk credentials, some say it was inevitable that Obamacare would eventually feel the heat, and not just due to…