Day: June 4, 2011
Posted in War Zone
Terrorized by Multiple Wives? You Might be a bin Laden
Author: Joe Barnhart Published Date: June 4, 2011
Terrorizing innocent, decent people isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You get stuck sleeping with cretins who stink like deep-fried weasel, constantly eat curry-laced leftovers, and notice, too late, some jerk used all the toilet paper — no wonder…
Posted in Society
Matzo Ball Drowns In Its Own Soup
BROOKLYN, NY—Police found the remains of a 9-day-old Matzo ball in a Park Slope apartment building after neighbors complained about a strong odor coming from 40J. “It was the undeniable smell of chicken broth and parsley,” describes a downstairs neighbor,…