Month: March 2011
Posted in Politics
Wisconsin Democratic Rep Found Hiding In My Closet
Author: rfreed Published Date: March 5, 2011
I found a Wisconsin State Democratic Senator hiding in my closet. Bastard! I was coming in to see if I could find a pair of socks I hadn’t worn more than one day and, shazaam!, there he was. He looked…
GlossyNews Swallows [Pride] and Merges with Twitter
Author: Kilroy Published Date: March 3, 2011 8 Comments on GlossyNews Swallows [Pride] and Merges with Twitter
Following a precipitous plummet in readership, the once formidable political satire site Glossynews announced today that it will be merging with Twitter to create internet’s the first 140 character satire site. Glossynews found itself in trouble shortly after insisting on…
NASA Claims Solar Flare Mistaken for Distress Signal
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: March 1, 2011 2 Comments on NASA Claims Solar Flare Mistaken for Distress Signal
A visibly distraught NASA Director Sharon Love spoke to reporters this week about what she called ‘that stupid thing with space aliens.’ “Look, I seriously don’t have time for this. My assignment is outreach to the Muslim world, period. When…