Day: January 7, 2011
Bush Accepted As Official Court Jester By Obama’s Cabinet
Author: rfreed Published Date: January 7, 2011
George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened his mouth. “I am pleased as punch…
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Lindsay Lohan Goes Quasi-Ballistic
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: January 7, 2011 1 Comment on Lindsay Lohan Goes Quasi-Ballistic
“I never even stalked Samatha, who said that I did?” Denial is the biggest river in the world, and one upon which her yellow fin mammals seem all too content into which to lie. Are dolphins aiding Lindsay Lohan in…
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Lindsay Lohan Bursts Special Treatment Bubble
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: January 7, 2011 1 Comment on Lindsay Lohan Bursts Special Treatment Bubble
oh man, imagine this… you’re a super-stalker of a Hollywood vixen the likes of Lindsay Lohan. Now imagine that you’re getting popped by cops and the only last line of defense is that you own the coochie possessed in “Freaky…