Day: January 5, 2011
Openly Gay Soldier Personally Loses War on Terror
Washington 2011: The official cause of America’s loss in the Afghanistan war has been traced to an openly gay soldier. The unidentified soldier, known as “Pretty Tony “ by his fellow soldiers, enlisted soon after the military dropped its opposition…
Barbour Picked as 2012 Favorite, for what Remains to be Seen
Haley Barbour this week catapulted past other GOP Presidential hopefuls, a feat considered all the more amazing by leading physicists since Barbour weighs about 350 pounds. As battle lines form for the 2012 nominating process, consensus among political veterans is…
Montel Williams Caught w/ Drug Pipe; Sounds Like Episode of Montel
So here’s something fun and weird. Montel Williams was cited by the Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office for possession of a marijuana pipe at the airport in Milwaukee. But is it strange that he had the pipe, that he was flying,…
Linday Lohan Denies Stalking Sam Ronson, Does Anyway
Venice Beach, CA – GlossyNews.com: Lindsay Lohan may have kicked the drug habit, but it seems ex-girlfriend DJ Sam Ronson is too powerful to quit. It’s being reported that, fresh from rehab, she’s out jonesing for more of that mysterious…