Day: December 29, 2010
Posted in Making Headlines
Socialism Is When Corporations Get Bailout Money From the Federal Government
Author: rfreed Published Date: December 29, 2010
Capitalism is when you blame all the economic woes on Obama.
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
Octomom May Be Saved by Vivid Entertainment’s Lingering Low-Def Division
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: December 29, 2010 2 Comments on Octomom May Be Saved by Vivid Entertainment’s Lingering Low-Def Division
TMZ is reporting that Octomom’s Nadya Suleman may not face a second foreclosure, due to her failure to pay her damned bills already. Fans and critics alike agree that she’s a worthless pail of hot garbage, but could this unholy…
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc
Wall Street Whizzes “Said Sorry”, Beg Public for New Nest Eggs
Author: rfreed Published Date: December 29, 2010
The front page of USA Today announced that ‘Five Wall Street Heavyweights say it’s time to “Get Back Into Stocks!”’ Yes folks, for those of you who are not unemployed or living out of a storage unit, it is time…
Posted in News In Your Briefs
US Inmate John Duty “Put Down”, Vet Wishes to Remain Nameless
Author: Juvenal Delinquent Published Date: December 29, 2010
A shortage of sodium thiopental, the kinder, gentler drug used for death row inmates in the US, forced the state of Oklahoma to send convicted murderer John Duty to a local vet where he was put down with an injection…