Day: November 28, 2010
Brutal Shopping Conditions Force Renaming to Black & Blue Friday
Traditionally, the Friday after Thanksgiving in America has always been known as Black Friday. This is a day when stores open their doors in the wee hours of the morning and offer the deepest discounts on popular items to give…
TSA Announces Mass-Hiring of Gropey-Santas
The controversy over the patting down of children has prompted the TSA to hire so-called Santas to help with security. Now children will get to sit on Santa’s lap, and he’ll find out if they’ve been naughty, nice or have…
Fox: It’s OK for Beck to Say “Soros Helped Kill Other Jews”; MSNBC Agrees
But An Unforgivable, Atrocious Cardinal Sin For NPR To Fire Williams For Saying That He Was Afraid Of Muslims On Planes.
Thanksgiving Wiped Out By Halloween & X-Mas Cartels
The time honored and highly respected holiday of Thanksgiving was wiped out by the rival gang cartels of Halloween and Christmas this year. For many years the Halloween gang, characterized by bizarre, scary costumes, and the Christmas gang, recognizable by…