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WalMart To Stock Nobel Peace Prize In Stores For Christmas

Benton, AR – (Glossy News) WalMart retailers across the US are all set to stock The Nobel Peace Prize on their store shelves in time for the Christmas buying season. Officials claim there will be plenty to go around and…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! WalMart To Stock Nobel Peace Prize In Stores For Christmas
Posted in War Zone World News

Snubbed the Cast of “Jersey Shore,” Kim Jong Il Attacks S. Korea

SEOUL, South Korea — Fourteen South Korean Marines and two South Korean civilians were injured after North Korea fired dozens of shells at a South Korean border island on Monday. The attack comes only days after it was discovered that…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Snubbed the Cast of “Jersey Shore,” Kim Jong Il Attacks S. Korea
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Younger Palin Comes in “Almost First” Like Mother, Thanks to Gerrymandering

The thick-thighed mistress of spin was served something of a vindication this week, as the hit reality show “Dancing With the Stars” finally succeeded in ousting her daughter from the position she never rightly should have held. Clever vote-rigging and…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Younger Palin Comes in “Almost First” Like Mother, Thanks to Gerrymandering